I can’t stand this video

AGH! 
okay I just seen RIO and I liked a lot, buuuuuuut STOP IT PLEASE! this isn’t funny anymore, I was watching the credits and this is what happened.
I don’t want more jail jokes! it is RUDE!! haha
MY NAME IS ARMANDO AND I SPENT MY WEEKEND ON JAIL…

SERIOUSLY PEOPLE!! I’m not joking this time… or the others: DIET is DIE with a “T”
that’s it!!
I’m dying!!!!
(8) CAN’T LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE IF LIVING IS WHITOUT FOOD (8)

(8) KEN LIIIIIIIIIII KEN LI ANYMOOOOORE (8)
…

(8) take me away!! to a SUSHI PLAAACE(8)
take me awaaay(8)
muero de risa, de la mas simple e idiota que se puedan imaginar
This happen to a friend yesterday… I could swear that I didn’t take part in this, but I wont
what I wanted to say when I said that you may complete my music collection, it was:
I FEEL LIKE YOU COMPLETES ME!
I tell a joke, you get that ever caughted before joke…
you get the rhythm of my slow motion…
when you’re “around” life’s coincedences happens very often…
you’ve been even a little harsh when I needed…
I say potato - you say potato…(even po-ta-toe coming from you it’s okay for me)…
I feel like there’s nothing left and no one else when I talk to you…
and if that weren’t enough:
you’re funny, cute, hot, sometimes even kinky haha, and you like cats.
what else can I ask?!!!
oh yeah! I got something…
GO OUT WITH ME…

